Tuesday, 9 September 2008

THIS JUST IN:

CRAZY news, everyone. According to this excellent piece of research, when you drink a lot, you are more likely to have unsafe sex.
Can you believe this? When you have five or more drinks of ALCOHOL, a DRUG that lowers your INHIBITIONS and sense of RESPONSIBILITY, you are more likely to forget to remind your lovebunny of your cardinal rule: "No glove, no love"! Who knew?!?
This is groundbreaking stuff, people. GROUNDBREAKING. DO YOU FEEL THE GROUND CRUMBLING BENEATH YOUR FEET?

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