(A/N: Here, I'm going to use the word "snowflake" [or.: RYS --> see right link list if you have yet to experience the hilarity].)

Listen up, you little snowflakes.
I don't care if you don't feel like studying the twelve chapters left after midterms for your final exam.
I don't care if you don't feel like reading a chapter on your own.
I don't care if you think the professor should change the syllabus to suit your personal tastes or desires.
I don't care if you want to pass a class or get your degree without doing any work, because that's what you're asking for. You're trying to minimize the amount of work you have to do in this class by asking for all of these chapter reductions and lecture downsizings. And I'm done with you.
Listen up. You're here to learn. If you don't want to be here, just skip the class. Hell, drop the class. Doesn't matter to me. Get lost.
And you'd better not be the same little punks who, just last week, were whining to me because the teachers were "keeping you out of class" with their big, mean strike. You wanted to learn last week; why are you wasting my time now? Why are you disrupting the lecture you were so hot be in just seven days ago?
Put up or shut up, snowflakes, or somebody's gonna get smacked.