Monday, 22 June 2009

A set of haiku, in honour of my bicycle seat

Oh seat of my bike:
Touched with my hand, you feel soft;
My butt disagrees.

Lean forward, lean back:
No position is comfy.
I ride home in pain.

Thanks to the seat nose
all chance of reproduction*
is lost to me now.



*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_saddle#Crotch_pressure

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