COLLECTED WISDOM:
What I've noticed over the past week:
1. Plans with the word "pact" in them are usually bad ideas.
2. Innocence is just another term for naivete, and not desirable in the least past the age of ten.
3. You should never ask for a trial by jury. Remember, you're not being tried by a jury of your peers, you're being tried by a jury of people too stupid to figure out how to get out of jury duty.
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