Just a pinch

They make measuring spoons. This is not catastrophic. What is catastrophic is that these measuring spoons are made for a pinch, a dash, and a smidgen.
This is not cute. This is an abomination. And I don't just mean these particular spoons. I have nothing against them especially. I mean ALL spoons that standardize non-standard measurements. The whole point of the dash and the pinch was that they represented measurements you could "eyeball"--a dash was one pass of a shaker, a pinch was literally the amount you could pinch between your fingers.
WHY MAKE SPOONS FOR THAT? THESE MEASUREMENTS REPRESENT A TIME BEFORE SPOONS! STOP THE COMMODIFICATION OF THE PINCH!