As usual, it's stupid drivers that have pushed me back onto my blog.

I just made the trek from Kingston back home - about a 4 hour drive. Some notes to other drivers:

1. If I check my rearview mirror and it looks like you're in my backseat, you're following too closely! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I understand now - you can't tell you're tailgating because you're talking on your cell phone. Well, that's fine, then. I mean, it's not illegal or anything. Well, actually, it is, at least in this province. But I'm sure whatever you were doing was reeeaaaallllly important.

2. There was some kind of weird electromagnetic interference on the highway - so strange! Nobody's turn signals worked! The government should really look into this dangerous situation.

3. I hate my GPS. It was worse than useless today. Aside from telling me where I was twenty minutes ago and taking ages to suggest new route, it also prompted me to shout out such delightful invectives as, "You are so full of shit!" and "U-turn?! I'm on a slip road!"

4. Three words: MERGE AT SPEED!