Showing posts with label overgeneralizations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label overgeneralizations. Show all posts

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

BEARDY McBEARDERSON

PART MAN, PART PIT BULL

So, Tom Mulcair is in charge of stuff now over at the NDP desk. I suffer from a fatal character flaw: I’m a pragmatist. To that end, I’m not sure it matters if Mulcair’s plan on bringing the centre to the party is indeed the opposite. I just want a clear alternative so that Canadians stop voting in the Conservatives out of poverty of choice. Harper is not just ineffective, he is actually anti-progress. His government undoes good things and good laws that already exist. The legislation it enacts (or at least attempts to enact) does not reflect reality. In their minds, the Conservatives are already governing the perfect society they apparently hope to create. Their social platform is a series of hard lines drawn in the sand; their legislation is not based on any real survey of what the population needs, but rather on fulfilling the central party dogma.

Will the omnibus crime bill lower the crime rate, lower the recidivism rate, help rehabilitate non-violent offenders before their prison education ruins them for life? It’s highly unlikely. But that’s okay, because these are the Conservatives, and Conservatives are Tough on Crime.
Or the debacle a few years back, when Tony Clement threatened to rescind InSite’s government exemption? Never mind how many overdoses InSite has prevented, how many users were saved from HIV and hep C infection, how many users accepted passage into heroin detox facilities…Tony Clement is a Conservative, and Conservatives are Tough on Drugs!
This is no way to govern; these fools have to go.

Is Mulcair too Liberal? Almost certainly. After spending more than a decade as a Liberal MNA, I have no illusions that he’s magically left-ified all of his deepset political ideas.
On the count of divisiveness, I’m inclined to count the suit for defamation as a strong strike against him; obviously he doesn’t know how to play nicely with the other children (although I really just want to know what he said). On top of that, I also think he’s spent too much time dealing with the peculiarities of Quebecois politics and risks alienating the West by having the gall to reside in Central Canada. (I have no hope for Alberta, but the CCF-CLC merger was born in Saskatchewan, so the lack of NDP seats there is rather embarrassing).
Finally, does he need a shave? Quite desperately.
But, most importantly, does he represent a viable alternative to the Conservative juggernaut? If that answer is yes, how could we disagree? With the real Liberals in disgrace, maybe the best chance this country has of unseating the fuck-ups we let in this time is to present a centre-leaning, aggressive, outspoken leader who has enough street cred with Quebec to prevent the separatists from blowing things sky-high and derailing an otherwise productive term.

Anyway, forget all of this, I don’t have much faith left in the executive branch. As far as I’m concerned, elections are a kind of placebo that exists solely to give people the illusion of choice. The real work of keeping the nation on the rails falls to the judicial arm, so consider me an amicus curiae, at least until I end up with my own defamation suit.

Thursday, 9 July 2009

I F*@%^ing Hate the Theatre

I am a university student. I love reading. I subscribe to the Globe and Mail. I like to consider myself well-educated...but I would much, much rather see a movie than go to the theatre.

Yesterday, as part of the Fringe Festival (and I really do endorse the idea of the Fringe), I saw a play. And it was terrible. The premise (a new take on the classic story of Little Red Riding Hood) seemed promising...until we found out that the "new take" was French structuralism. Cue endless pontification by the characters, incomprehensible metaphors from the very French and frankly psychopathic Monsieur Woolf, and, worst of all, endless references to the idiosyncrasies of obscure French structuralism theorists! (And, to the smug literary jerks students sitting behind me, laughing at every joke like it was Russell Peters doing an impression of his father, shut up. Everyone knows you didn't understand the play either.)

Let me clarify: Reification? Signifiers? Existentialist expressions of zero? NONE OF THAT SHIT BELONGS IN A COMEDY!

I'm not going to name the play because I don't want to single it out...let's face it, there's so much bad theatre out there, there is no reason to pretend the terrible-ness of this play in particular was extraordinary or unusual.

This brings me to my next point: movies.
As I've mentioned, I'm pretty sure I'm well-educated, at least compared to most others my age, and yet? Most theatre does not appeal to me. Theatre just tries too hard a lot of the time. It tries to tackle big topics and big crises, to be somehow more real than real life, to leave a lasting message with the audience, to show off how much smarter and more refined and more sophisticated it is than the crass popular media.

The problem with this mindset is that the popular media are so called because they are liked by many. Multi-million-dollar movies produced by big-name filmhouses are designed specifically to appeal to as many people as possible - that's how they make their money. When I watch a movie, I am fully aware that I am being manipulated by the sound track, the special effects, the imagery, and the dialogue, into having certain feelings...and I'm okay with that! I watch movies to be entertained: movies that I enjoy are successful in entertaining me and others because they were specifically engineered to be liked by a broad range of people.

Theatre, beyond obvious mass-appeal shows such as Phantom of the Opera or musicals, doesn't seem to share this goal. Rather than skilfully eliciting desired responses from the audience through the story, acting, and technical aspects, much of theatre seems to be designed to confuse, condescend, and betray. That's why I'd prefer to watch Made of Honor over Man of Mode.