EVERYONE NEEDS TO MOVE TO BRAZIL
The tagline for this article by G&M writer Chris Frey:
"Tiririca (or Grumpy) the clown wins big with Brazilian voters on campaign of ‘Vote Tiririca! It can’t get any worse,’ but may be brought down by alleged illiteracy."

There is nothing else I can say. I would like to applaud the nation, the clown, and this writer, for reminding us all that truth is by far stranger than fiction.